"Ten Things I Hate About the Duke" is here!

At last, at last! Ten Things I Hate About the Duke, Difficult Dukes Book # 2, has been released into the world. (Well, the North American part of it, anyway.*)

When last we saw the Duke of Ashmont, in A Duke in Shining Armor, he was doing a great job of making a hopeless case of himself. I’m not sure I’ve ever created a hero quite so out of control. But I write romance, and so I have to give the guy a way to pull himself out of the self-destructive spiral. Also, I write comedy, which means there ought to be laughs on the way to his Happily Ever After.

Enter Cassandra Pomfret, inspired by Katharina in Shakespeare’s The Taming of the Shrew. And then, lucky me, another work inspired by the play, the teen film Ten Things I Hate About You, provided a title I could adapt.

Shakespeare’s treatment of Katharina always bothered me. And so, as has happened in some of my other books, I’ve done a rewrite. Yes, it takes a lot of nerve to rewrite Shakespeare—which may account for my book’s taking three years!—and I changed it so much that I can hear him saying, “Prithee, beldam, what hast thou done to mine genius work?” Or something to that effect, with amusing Elizabethan curses.

Robert Cruikshank, Chelsea Stadium Shield 1834, courtesy Lewis Walpole Library

You will find that only a few elements of Ten Things I Hate About the Duke echo elements in the Shakespeare play. The rest is turned upside down and inside out or discarded altogether. Most important, in my Fractured Fairy Tale version, the correct person is reformed.

Usually, my blog posts are sporadic. Months of silence pass. Not so this month. You can expect several, mainly on the various bits of history that turn up in the story. Also, there are illustrations of just about every element of the story on the Ten Things I Hate About the Duke board of my Pinterest page. And you can listen to an audio excerpt here. And just in case this isn’t enough, you can expect Facebook and Instagram posts. I promise that this barrage will go on for only a short time, because, after all, I need to write the Duke of Blackwood’s story.

Mainly I hope you enjoy Ashmont and Cassandra’s story—and I thank you for your patience, support, and encouragement throughout its long development. How lucky I am to have readers like you!

George Cruikshank, “The Headache” 12 February 1819, courtesy Lewis Walpole Library.

*As usually happens, unfortunately, my readers in the UK, Australia, and New Zealand will not be able to access certain editions on quite the same schedule. Due to licensing and other technicalities, there tends to be a lag time in availability. We’re doing better with this, and I hope the delay will be short this time around. Meanwhile, I apologize for the added wait.

About Ten Things I Hate About the Duke

You’ll easily imagine my joy in reporting that Ten Things I Hate About the Duke has entered the (rather lengthy) production process, aimed at December 2020 release.

The Green Man Inn, pictured here from my last trip to England, featured in A Duke in Shining Armor and reappears in Ten Things I Hate About the Duke. Photo © Walter M. Henritze

It beats me why it took three years, but it’s done at last. That is to say, the story is written. It will return to me after copy editing and again for review of page proofs. But these stages deal with technical matters, repairs, and adjustments. The Duke of Ashmont’s story is told, and in Cassandra Pomfret he has found, I hope you’ll agree, the perfect match.

After a short break, I intend to begin the Duke and Duchess of Blackwood’s story.

Meanwhile, I’m celebrating. Then I’ll start tackling the thousands of household chores and obligations that were shoved aside in order to finish Ashmont’s story.

I hope you and all those near and dear to you are well and safe. Books, at least, are safe, and if you’re like me, you’ve doubled (at the very least) your reading quotas. After a day of not-so-good news, it’s a beautiful thing to allow myself to be lost in the pages of a novel.

It makes me deeply grateful and happy to know my books give you a place to be lost, too. A number of you have written to me in appreciation, making me feel doubly thankful for my good fortune in embarking on and being able to sustain this career. I’m proud to be writing books that offer escape and comfort (and a dose of humor, I hope) at any time, but especially during these difficult times.

Thank you for sticking with me. Thank you for your many messages of support. I hope Ten Things I Hate About the Duke lives up to your expectations. I know I did my best for you.

What's a Pomatum?

January 1831 Magazine of the Beau Monde

In A Duke in Shining Armor (and in other of my books),  the term pomatum appears. If the context leads you to believe that this has something to do with styling hair,  you’ll be right.

A pomatum,  based on a grease of some kind (usually lard), was used to style hair and to keep it smoothly in place, like today’s gels, mousses, hair waxes, and sprays.

March 1831 Magazine of the Beau Monde

Some recipes call for bear grease, but it appears that other forms of grease or fat usually masqueraded as bear grease (luckily for the bears). The initial reaction of the modern mind to putting lard and/or suet in the hair is ick. But re-enactors don’t seem to find it icky, and some have become converts to the 18th and 19th century ways of caring for the hair.

May 1831 Magazine of the Beau Monde

Parisian Pomatum was one formula I came across again and again, in all kinds of books and magazines. Very often, I saw the exact same recipe in several different publications, a reminder that copyright was not protected, and publications stole freely from one another. I'm listing several recipes here, to show both variations and the extent of "borrowing."

A New Supplement to the Pharmacopoeias of London, Edinburgh, Dublin, and Paris: Forming a Complete Dispensatory and Conspectus; Including the New French Medicines and Poisons (1833).  Recipe here.

The Art of Preserving the Hair (1825).  Recipe here.

The Art of Beauty (1825). Recipe here.
The Duties of a Lady's Maid (1825).  Recipe here.

Finally, in the London Magazine (1826) you’ll find this lovely rant about the advice offered in The Duties of a Lady's Maid.

If you'd like details about how milady’s maid arranged the complicated styles of the 1820s and 1830s, you may peruse my Two Nerdy History Girls blog post on the subject.

Susan, the other Nerdy History Girl, offered this post on one of the fashionable hair accessories.

Portions of this post appeared previously at Two Nerdy History Girls, but the images did not. The images are hair styles from 1830s ladies' magazines online. Gallery first row, left to right: all from May 1833 Magazine of the Beau Monde; second row left to right: June 1833 Magazine of the Beau Monde, June 1833 World of Fashion (courtesy Los Angeles Public Library, Casey Fashion Plates collection), August 1833 Magazine of the Beau Monde